Circle the letter that best applies to you.
Showing up to work snack-less will leave me to the mercy of:
A) The plate of stale manufactured cookies from last week (that will leave lacerations on the roof of my mouth, yet because I am not a quitter, I will chomp down despite the pain).
B) The omnipresent line-up of “nothing says party like baked goods" (because every day is a celebration)
C) Pizza from the supplier (because those calories don’t count, they said).<