AUSTIN, Texas – Whole Foods Market today devoted its home page to April Fools gags — seriously.
Here are some highlights at www.wholefoodsmarket.com.
• "Insects Raised with Compassion. Our true partnerships with farmers and ranchers allow us to offer the highest quality, tiniest meat on the planet."
• "Love Stinky Cheese? This spring, we’re releasing a trio of artisan cheese lip balms so you can enjoy the aroma of a perfectly aged Camembert, Roquefort or Vieux-Boulogne while keeping your lips moisturized – all in one stimulating recipe!"
• "Speed Up Your Checkout. Starting April 1st, you can set up a direct deposit account to have your whole paycheck automatically converted to a Whole Foods Market gift card. It’s the fastest and easiest way to pay."